Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020

Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

by Keklan69 August 16, 2020

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Poring

A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.

"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."

by Barako May 26, 2006