Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Poop mouff

When someone's breath smells incredibly bad.

After a night a heavy drinking, I usually wake up with poop mouff.

by T-Bizzle fo shizzle January 1, 2006

Poopy McDump-Dump

This would be said when someone is trying to say something, but can't think of the word and inadvertently says this instead.

"Remember, it was at the, aw poopy mcdump-dump!"

by Shnurf Shnurf Bagribbles August 4, 2009

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

Poop Magoo

A rare monkey found frolicking through the forests of Honduras. They eat what they find on the ground, usually muffins made with crickets, bullfrogs, and sometimes blood, and on rare occasions with pieces of glass in them. If you listen carefully you will hear the faint sound of the poop, as they call it, muttering to itself, usually saying such phrases as, "What are we doing?", "Why are we happening?", "What is box happening?", "Denzel Washington" and others. At night, they will be found near the riverbank talking to the liopleurodons. This animal is extremely smart and dangerous, so if you're in the forests of Honduras and hear the sound of the monkey hitting its chest, stay far away.

*thump thump thump*

"Oh no! It's a Poop Magoo! RUN AWAY!"

by Excess Body Heat March 25, 2007

Poops McGee

"fate"

When Kyle took a bullet for Jack Black in the HBO series "Tenacious D"

Jack Black sings a solo ballad for his fallen friend, who harmonizes--it seems--from heaven. JB sings that KG's "decision to rescue me..." and KG interrupts, "was definitely Poops McGee."

Interview after the show revealed nothing, as JB and KG never explained who or what Poops McGee is, but the generally accepted definition is "fate"

It was Poops McGee that I missed that flight...

by Future Kids of Greater Jlem October 14, 2004