poopslinging

When in a shower one shits in his hand and slings the feces toward a fellow showerer in retaliation for being pissed upon or some similar offence.

Joe pissed on me, so i poopslung all over him.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

pooping

Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.

Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014

Poopenis

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

by the poopanister October 17, 2010

Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.

Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!

by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020