poopmaestro 

If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.

Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.

poopmaestro by Balicker October 21, 2003

poopwhistle 

a poop whistle is when you excrete wind and its high pitch. Wetness in the anal region may confirm the completion of poopwhistle.

Dude i goota go wipe up, i just let out a poopwhistle.

poopwhistle by the crap meister January 14, 2004

Poopchute 

In "The New Tetris" for N64, a term to describe the middle vacated area that forms as a result of building 4x4 boxes at either side of the board.

You best throw that 'S' piece down the poopchute, otherwise your tetris score will suffer and your girlfriend will probably dump you.

Poopchute by DBotch January 11, 2007

poopchute spork thinger 

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

poopchute spork thinger by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

poopchutes and bladders 

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

poopchutes and bladders by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Poopchristmas 

when one has really bad diarrhea on christmas

i had poopchristmas

Poopchristmas by ANAL FUCK June 2, 2004

Poopception 

When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

Poopception by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011