Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

by Seanvilla September 20, 2010

proofing

1. A long, often tiring process with repeated actions and many steps until you eventually reach the finish.
2. Whacking off

"Man, I was proofing all during geometry class, and now I can hardly think straight."

by Schlang (inspired by KenCon) November 16, 2006

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

Poofin

When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.

"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

Poofing

Saying something dirty abt men

He was poofing that guy yesterday

by Brainfull guy November 16, 2021

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018