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Genuine Points

Derived from the phrase "Brownie Points" Or namely "G-N points" to simply put it.

This describes one who deliberately wrongs one or a few enough item questions in an online or written examination provided that he/she at the same time has a guilt free answer key with them.

On a side note this can also indicate one who intentionally deceives apathetic authority by showing false authenticity granted when one is being assessed by the latter.
"That take home quiz professor gave us sure was a total breeze! Umm...Low-Key but the answer key you shared to me looks exactly like his test no kidding; So I had a few genuine points in to give myself some slack if you know what I mean. As they say, Nobody's perfect."
by TrickyJebus September 18, 2016
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NFTY points

A system in which jewish teens earns "points" for hooking up with others at a NFTY events. Although in most regions, the competition is friendly, and with out incentive, large amounts of NFTY points are big ego boosters and something to be proud of.

The following is the standard NFTY points system. However, may very from region to region:

General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Cabinet Member: 3.5
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Rabbis son/daughter: 5 points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points
Advisor: 10 points

On Shabbat: x2**
Same-Sex: ^2
At a Dan Nichols concert: +3 points*
Siblings: +the age of the youngest

*When calculating total points for the weekend, do not double or square these extra points.
**Shabbat is considered over at the end of Havdalah
Mordechai: Racking up those NFTY points this weekend man?

Abraham: Yeah dude, she's the Rabbis daughter AND its Shabbat!

*fist bump*
by allmyjews April 28, 2011
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panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.
We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!
by ahicart July 15, 2011
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dan points

a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.
You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010
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Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!
by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020
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Poontangarang

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.
Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.
by Gary Hess October 29, 2011
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poonoser

A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.
by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012
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