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poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."
poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003
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poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon
"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"
poontanger by Zeric December 18, 2005

poontankerous 

A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.
"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."
poontankerous by Alison Marks September 27, 2008

Poonater 

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.
"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."
Poonater by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

Poonaner 

Gary is a poonaner

Poontaneska 

The art of stretching ones ballsack over his asshole and farting on it making a crackling sound.
Man you can tell that guy practices poontaneska, look it his balls are on the ground.
Poontaneska by peepeeman0987 May 22, 2009