poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

poonjab

A person from India

You see that person over there, with the dot on her forhead? She is a poonjab.

by Hot Sauce June 5, 2003

poonjab

telling one that they are of little value or are overly sensitive to jokes or a number of other things.This is basically saying that they are poons that have been jabbed one too many times.

Friend: those clothes are tight.
Me: Yea, tight like your mom!!!
Friend: shut up, your a jerk.
Me: Man, stop being such a poonjab!!!

by S3XUAL CH0C0LAT3 May 11, 2008

pornjam

When all of a users internet porn browsing comes to a standstill.

When you click a link on a TGP (thumbnail gallery post) and instead of opening the gallery of the clicked thumbnail you get a new TGP instead. Once or twice doesn't constitute a pornjam. After half a dozen attempts and you're not getting anywhere you're pornjammed.

by MrHate June 6, 2011

Poonjabi

A Middle Eastern girl's pussy

"Hey you dating that hot new girl from class? Where is she from?" - Carl
"Yeah, she's from India" - Jackson
"Awww snap you bout to get some poonjabi!" - Carl

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 28, 2022

poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014

poonjabador

One who jabs a woman's vagina with their fist.

"He's such a poonjabador, all he does is thrust his fist in women's vaginas."

by The Cluckmaster June 5, 2009