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Poonjavis 

I want to be apart of the Poonjavis like Chase, Colton, Tyler, jack, will and Ty
Poonjavis by Beanmachine9266 February 27, 2022
the best counterstrike to to hit the history of gaming
man, we just got poonsabi'd by those guys
poonsabi by poonsabi November 1, 2008
When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.
Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.
Poojab by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007
Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.
Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.
Poonjack by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008

Poonbaby 

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.
"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."
Poonbaby by SabAsh December 16, 2008

POON JAB 

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)
"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"
POON JAB by MOTTS May 27, 2006