polaroids

this is what Eskimos get when they sit on the ice to long

The Eskimo got Polaroids because he spent to much time on the ice toilet.

by samuraisushimonster March 5, 2008

Polaroid

A old camera that prints pictures soon after taken the picture, also called a instant camera. It uses film to produce pictures as soon as picture is taken, takes a minute to develope.

I really want to start using my Polaroid camera and all, but the film is so dam expensive!

by NotAbbey July 3, 2016

polaroid pitcure

the way you are supposed to shake it.

"shake it like a polaroid picture"

by dreamerpunk101 October 15, 2003

Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.

User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."

by JfromBMo June 7, 2011

shake it like a poleroid

Shakin that ass like it 'aint no thang.

She really shook it like a poleroid.

by samantha March 14, 2004

polaroid boy

A friend or significant other of the male sex that can only be found in Polaroid pictures.

You’ll forever be my Polaroid boy

by KJ3100 June 19, 2021

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006