Pooty Crumz

The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.

Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"

by mamadoody May 21, 2013

Pofty

Someone who is really wise and smart

This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to

by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020

poofter drink

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

by de-pube August 13, 2021

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008