Pontificator

Noun. One who pontificates.

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.

by D06AT December 1, 2010

pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over

I'll have to pontificate on that.

by Christina T April 5, 2008

pontifecating

When the Pope is taking a dump

Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.

by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013

Pontifuckate

To drop the F-bomb during a vatican blessing.

According to Italian media, the pope really pontifuckated on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014. He said, “If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this fuck (pause), in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity.”

by Palmdale Pundit May 17, 2014

Pontifex Maximus

a huge, voluptuous pope.

Wow! Francis looks like a Pontifex Maximus

by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 28, 2018

Pontaffed

Synonym for flanderized.

Silver got pontaffed into an idiot

by Fan Ilynn September 20, 2020

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015