Pongularity

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.

"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".

by bobtext March 12, 2009

Pontuna

Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.

Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.

Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.

by Nolybab September 24, 2012

ponzuing

1. The process of drizzling Ponzu sauce between two amazing female breasts, then using one’s penis to deliver said Ponzu into her mouth.

2. The drizzling of Ponzu sauce on the small of a woman’s back and having it drip down her ass and into her pussy, thereby being licked up by the drizzler.

Dude: I so loved Ponzuing you last night. I LOVE PONZU!

Woman to her friend: I so love Ponzu. My bf was PONZUING my tits and ass last night and he said it tasted so good last night.

by Snipple Kiss Victim March 27, 2019

pornucopia

An abundant supply of pornography.

(An amalgamation of porn and cornucopia)

Known misspelling: pornacopia

Dave's got a pornucopia on his external hard disk.

by Macintalk March 1, 2008

Poonug

A nugget of poop normally excreted by common cave trolls of the Pacific Northwest

Dude look at that fat poonug!

by Cake Master Whon Thon January 19, 2009

Poonuts

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

pondulate

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

by Kequan May 15, 2008