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punjab scab

When you snort coke&crystal in a dirty, dusty environment to the point that when you finally blow your nose a grotesque unfolding scab rockets out with the sweet relief that one feels like when you catch the last train/bus after doin it 2-4, and as you start limping the last leg to the crib, a taxi hails you and barters a legit flat fair and scoops you up.
When the day slowed down, we cleared our sinusis and compared punjab scabs with unbelievably competitive sickness!
by BigCountryMillaSotaSlug January 12, 2018
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Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.
Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.
by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011
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punjabi rapper

a punjabi rapper is a person who raps in punjabi or a desi language like urdu or hindi....instead of rapping in english and making hooks, a new desi style has come referred to as punjabi rapping.
Bohemia is huge famous punjabi rapper. his music is about making desis look hot all over the world. bohemia is the first one to rap in punjabi that has gone famous and is know worldwide.
by palwasha September 13, 2006
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Poojab

When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.
Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.
by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007
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punjabishment

A punishment that is enforced on young punjabis when they do something that angers their parents. Usually a punjabishment includes the use of a belt or large metal chain to whip or beat with. Also while a punjabishment is being carried out, it is necessary that the "beater" or parent yells and screams in the language of punjabi in order to add to the full experience of the punjabishment.
The stupid ass punjabi, named Surminder Singh, ate some punani the other day and was given a harsh punjabishment by his parents.
by Lia-Hus October 4, 2006
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Poonjab

To punch one's vagina with all capable force.
It would be impossible to poonjab Ghandi, for he has no vagina.
by Josh/Max August 8, 2004
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poonjab'd

term used for describing a situation's outcome in your favor.

like, really in your favor.
"I lost to a scooter today..."

"silly bitch, you got poonjab'd"
by soloe30 September 21, 2006
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