POMF

The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed

Pomf! what's we are gonna do on the bed?

by Promise7 January 7, 2017

podfapping

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.

"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"

by akumabito November 3, 2005

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

by smokepellet October 18, 2008

PMFA

Paddy McCourt's Fenian Army

When Paddy McCourt comes on as a sub for celtic,

you can hear one set of fans shout : Paddy McCourt's !!

and the other set : Fenian army !!

and it is repeated like this for about 2 minutes of the game.
PMFA

by Nigel Thornberry Ya Bunnet June 6, 2011

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

Pompalicious

It's like POMP and delicious mated and packaged for resale.

Pompalicious kicked Kristen in the baby maker, and then asked her for a cigarette.

by Kristen J. August 17, 2006