Polina

Polina is one crazy hell of a mix between a smart and stupid amazing beautiful funny and sexy lady.

She can give you hard times but in the end you have to gain her trust just to put you in her friendship zone.

She might like you but it need ages and lots of effort, I am not kidding 😂.

If it happened one day and unconsciously loved you she will give you everything but if she hated you, gotta pray lots not to get hurt.

She's so sweet so cool and down to earth, she likes to be taken care of but don't ever give her the feeling that you're controlling her it will freak her out cause you might lose her forever.

Give her the space to do whatever she likes and she won't leave you alone ever.

She's so smart in things and stupid in others as mentioned above.

Honestly speaking you would love to be with such person forever.

Polina is a Russian amazing girl

by Egyptian King September 13, 2018

Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke

“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”

by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018

Food Police

Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.

Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!

by DohEntertainment November 10, 2010

IM Police

The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.

Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.

Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.

Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.

Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?

by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013

Briggsy's Art Police

Otherwise known as Briggsy's Gay Mafia. A bunch of pretentious artists who punish the non-arty. They march through cities and verbally abuse anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery without going in and jizzing their pants in artistic excitement. Briggsy's Art Police is made up of all the artists who have been anally pleasured by Briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.

Better not walk past Tate Modern without going in. Briggsy's Art Police will be patrolling and I don't fancy being harangued by a gaggle of mincing queers.

by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006

Defund the Police

a type of police reform where funds are taken from the police and reallocated to fund schools, communities, and mental health programs to help reduce crime and the high demand for police.

taking funds away from areas in the police department such as police unions, the 1033 program, and militarization can also help reduce the amount of corruption that goes on in the police department.

the NYPD’s funding is 6 billion which is more than what the city spends on health, homelessness, youth development, and workforce development combined. Yes, Defund the Police

by thymission December 2, 2020

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004