jiggery pokery

n. Pure applesauce.

Sassafras! I won't stand for this jiggery pokery.

by dirodaman July 13, 2015

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

Polar Gook

According to Scott (who is a giant dick) on Southpark

Native Canadian, Eskimo , Inuit

what are we doing following this ice beaner?
Eskimos are good for nothing, i payed one to give me a blow job once.

all she did was rub her nose against my dick for 45 minutes, god damn polar gooks.

by Videodrone June 8, 2011

Polar Ice

Rapidly rising drug in the south, especially the city of Atlanta. Heroin with nicotine and adderal compounds added to it. Usually injected through veins but can be consumed in any way.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of this new Polar Ice shit?

Person 2: Yea bro my brother is addicted to this

by thesouthernman45 September 23, 2023

Crep Pilers

A pair of jeans that sit on top of high top trainers piling up.

"dude check out that guy's jeans."

"yeah man total crep pilers"

by Biffy27 December 13, 2009

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009