Poneezi

A police officer in uniform

I cant get theese god dam poneezi of my back

by Robbie Loder September 12, 2006

pleezey

A sleezey whore who prefers to please their partner rather then get pleased themselfs.

That girl Amanda I met the other night was such a pleezey, I just laid back while she did all the work.

by Pleezey Pete May 16, 2017

Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.

Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!

by QuacksO May 2, 2019

pleezus

Combination of "please" and "Jesus." Said in response to something idiotic, dismissing it as absurd.

"Ima crack yo head with a pipe, and then ima cure cancer."
"Pleezus, we're in a mental hospital. Stop screaming and let me take a nap."

by psiidagama December 29, 2021

Pleezy

The plug, reworded in a Toronto slang way.

Broski 1: Yoo fam where u cop those kicks from?

Broski 2: Don’t worry fam i can show u da pleezy

by gttd.hb July 17, 2022