by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008
Get the Backwards pole vaulter mug.by CongoJack July 3, 2017
Get the Pole Vaulting mug.Related Words
(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
Get the Pole Vaulter mug.verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
Get the Underwater Pole Vaulting mug.~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007
Get the Pole Vaulting mug.Tim: man mike, that Ashley is hot
Mike: yeah, but i heard she's a pole vaulter
Tim: yeah, isn't it true she's been with half the football team?
Mike: yeah, but i heard she's a pole vaulter
Tim: yeah, isn't it true she's been with half the football team?
by pb phoot September 15, 2009
Get the pole vaulter mug.Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
by Alleigh May 22, 2008
Get the Crabs Pole Vaulting mug.