liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

pokerton

A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.

Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*

by Flip geebin August 30, 2021

poo poker

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming

go get poo poked you poo poker

by johnnii August 3, 2007

hokie pokie

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.

I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.

by kanelo August 27, 2015

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010