poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

by Katie March 30, 2004

poker

Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.

"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."

by Ceejay29x May 1, 2008

Poker

An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.

That poker looks really fluffy.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone

He got hit with a poker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister

Noahs mom is named poker

by Scott poo March 20, 2022

poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022