pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010

pearly

Nice and perfect blunt or joint.

A perfectly round joint or blunt that does not run when burnt.

by Katlin Douglas August 21, 2003

Pearly

reffering to sneakers white.. fresh white.. we're talkin catch glow from the sun white

yo man u had those forces forever they still fresh white

yea i try to keep em nice and pearly feel me?

by Da Real Gambino December 8, 2009

early pearly

a slang term used to describe premature ejactulation

"woops... early pearly."

by Liam Devowski January 21, 2009

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016

pearlydawn

Pearlydawn is a transgender rogue agent that enjoys masturbating and ejaculating on his pancakes as the sun comes up

Im headed to McDonald's I don't enjoy watching dawn make his early morning pearlydawn surprise . I don't enjoy watching that creep eat his own jizz.

by Trickglock April 17, 2019

pearly cheese filter

When you nut in your girl's mouth, and she closes her mouth and pushes the cum with her tongue so that it oozes out of the gaps in her teeth.

A - how was last night?
B- it was amazing, she did a pearly cheese filter.

by cassocoleone November 11, 2019