2 definitions by cassocoleone

anuk

When a person licks their boss/teacher's butthole shamelessly for recognition and then proceeds to eat the remnant pieces of shit from their morning dump that are hanging from said boss/teacher's butthole hairs. The boss/teacher aknowledges him/her and rewards them with gifts for their achievements. Rewards include; early morning handjobs.

The word is derived from the scientific name for butthole: anus.

A: How the fuck did that dude get an A on the test?
B: He's an anuk.

by cassocoleone November 11, 2019

pearly cheese filter

When you nut in your girl's mouth, and she closes her mouth and pushes the cum with her tongue so that it oozes out of the gaps in her teeth.

A - how was last night?
B- it was amazing, she did a pearly cheese filter.

by cassocoleone November 11, 2019