plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008

plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.

student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!

by KatieOh! September 12, 2006

platoniband

A man to whom one is legally married, but with whom the spouse has no sex.

My platoniband and I enjoy each other in many ways, but we do not have sex.

by nondl8100 January 16, 2011

Paulonian

The attempt to gain fame by making up words related to your Christian name.

He was being a complete Paulonian in his attempt to start a new craze

by paveway2k July 1, 2011

plutoniumware

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.

Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.

by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

plebonian

A resident in a city of plebs

You're such a plebonian...

by yishmefrend November 20, 2017