Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.
I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.
I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.
by moss|punk December 9, 2008
Get the psuedo-intellectuals mug.A humiliating task presented by your fraternity brothers to test your dedication. Usually involving awkward sexual encounters.
"Yo dude! I just got my new pledge task, I have to stick my finger up a girl's ass hole!"
"Dude that's awesome when can I join that frat?!"
"Dude that's awesome when can I join that frat?!"
by dream69 March 17, 2010
Get the pledge task mug.Strictly speaking, a pledge brother is any person that is going through the same pledgeship as yours within a certain fraternity. And, they are in the same graduating class. They are the ones you bond the most with, and they are usually the ones that got your back for the rest of your life. Shit goes down when someone tries to mess with any of them. Their relationship is similar to that of a blood brother.
Joe: Honestly, if anyone happens to mess with my pledge brothers, they're fucked.
Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.
Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.
by Fraternity brother November 16, 2011
Get the pledge brother mug.You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!
Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.
by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006
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Girl: "LTD's and CHI's had a crackin' ass Halloween Pledge Exchange!!..."
Guy: "Man, i wish I went to UCI or UCLA.."
Guy: "Man, i wish I went to UCI or UCLA.."
by LTDyouknow April 25, 2011
Get the Pledge Exchange mug.1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
Get the Lemon Pledge mug.To educate pledges in a fraternal organization so that they can become fratty. The act of pledgucating usually walks a fine line between hazing and transforming pledges into cool and tough men.
I'm going to pledgucate the shit out of him so that he can be a fratstar like myself.
We are pledgucating these boys into men.
We are pledgucating these boys into men.
by Yummmm4848 September 25, 2010
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