painus

Other way of saying "penis".

Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.

by Morango September 14, 2008

Sting Plinks

Many small burning terds, usually occur after a night of heavy dirnking.

Yoo, that 26er really gave me the sting plinks this morning

by Tyler Henrich June 7, 2007

Prinus

A person behind the wheel of a Prius driving like a dick (and don't they all?).

That guy is driving 70 in the right lane. Like he's running on electricity doing that. What a Prinus.

by pwears September 9, 2015

Painus

painess Pronounced in a country accent.... sounds like penis. pain anus

That loud guy over yonder is being such a painus.

by Momma Dawn January 9, 2019

Plinks

A racist slur for a cluster of Plinksters

Would you look at those wild Plinks?

by The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test January 10, 2022

poinus

Poinus /`pinus/, n., pl. -ses /-sez/ The male organ of copulation and urination.

Every poinus and his grandama - Lots of people.
Off his poinus!!! - Very drunk
Tired as a poinus - Very tired
You flamin' poinus!!! - You idiot!!!
You flamin' poinus-head - You Bum crack!!!
'NO' you poinus - I disagree
Your poinused - Your dead meat!!!
All poinused out - Used up all your energy(Burnt out)
It went off like a poinus in a sock - It was good
Thou shall not be a poinus - The 11th Commandment

by Dean French September 9, 2006

Durtay Painus

A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.

Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.

by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009