Plaisted

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.

The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."

by LJP16 December 2, 2010

Playsturbation

when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating

Brad: Xbox users will never understand Playsturbation. Stupid Xcox

by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016

playstaiton controller

the reason people want the ps5.

person1 : i forgot to bring my playstaiton controller.
person 2: here *shows him a watermelon with buttons on it*.
person 1: wtf.

by well why urban dictionary January 15, 2021

Playlisting

(verb): when you create a playlist for someone else

bob: “what are you doing?”
carl: “i’m playlisting for sally”
bob: “wow bro.”

by duxari September 30, 2023

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

cookie-cutter playlist

A very cliched playlist that includes mostly top 40 hits from the last several years with little else in the way of variety, or good music.

"That girl's playlist had nothing but mainstream hip-hop and pop hits, it was definately a cookie-cutter playlist.

by maxer515 January 19, 2009

Playlistism

Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.

Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

Mike accused me of playlistism when I questioned his collection of Color Me Badd b-sides.

by Edwin January 23, 2005