by plankspanker February 25, 2009
by shiny-head, but not bald September 05, 2003
by CarsonF November 02, 2007
by PYRO November 29, 2004
Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021
Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 November 02, 2015