plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

plank

idiot person, like some people i wont mention, like Ben, like i said, i wont mention them...

Ben... yep thats about it

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

plank

A synonym for a "rebound" in basketball.

Did you see Dirk jump up and get the plank?

by CarsonF November 21, 2007

plank

some idiot ladi ladi la im masking up 20 words woo hoo

oh josh, u r a total plank

by PYRO November 29, 2004

Planked

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021

planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016