office plankton

A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.

14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!

by Black_Quarterback June 12, 2019

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th

paypal her some money

she thick

give her taco bell she's super sexy

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th damn it must be June 16th lemme send leilani.kiko some money

by baddiesthawaiian June 15, 2020

palakshi

She is the most outgoing funny person. She is very cool and perfect to vibe with. She knows how to get out of bad situations. She is good in languages. And also a very pretty girl. Perfectly knows how to style her clothes and is trendy. She doesn't show her affection towards someone directly but loves them sooo much by heart and never wants to lose them.

Palakshi is perfect to vibe with

by Jaiwi9e0wksbbwbw October 4, 2021

plapkin

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

palak

Awesome girl who has cool hair and is very funny; Often goes into day dreams;

Note: One of a kind.

Palak is the coolest girl in school.
I wish I was Palak.
I want to give Palak a hug.

by Th3 Aw3s0m3 P3nguin October 18, 2008

plawks

Gaming phrase that means "please" in normal English.

Originates from pl0x,
which is from pl1x,
which is from plix,
which is from plz,
which is from pls,
which is from please.

noob: omggimmesomeitemsplawks
other gamer: omglolwtfbbq

by Darx December 3, 2007