Pithnermiggen

The act of giving Jade full control over another individual.
Its like a mulligan, but with life.

This turd wanted attention so badly, he took a pithnermiggen, and dropped his pants for jade.

by Schmigglesdorf March 30, 2023

Pithecus

An abnormally shaped weiner, typically larger than the average male.

Hey Lane did she like your Pith? Ya know? Your pithecus? Man you have a weird hammer on ya…

by Big Pith August 1, 2024

Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).

Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.

by Numerati March 13, 2026