Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.

An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.

by weirdgirl June 18, 2003

pytard

Someone who loves only python and talks shit about other programming languages

This guy is a pytard, he hates on every language besides python

by Vexisz January 4, 2021

Petarda

Someone who behaves (intentionally or not) in a way that might be deemed as ridiculous, attention-seeking or comedic for pure self-enjoyement.

We're laughing so loud everybody's looking at us... We're such "petardas".

by UrbanKoan June 6, 2023

PETArd

Derogatory term for one who belongs to PETA. See also terrorist.

Those PETArds are protesting outside the Outback Steakhouse again. Should I dump the T-bones on them, boss?

by SiliconHero April 25, 2003