cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009

El Piglet Royal

A weasly rat faced piece of shit who thinks the every one around him is at his disposal.

The sneaky one exclaimed "hey youz guyzez, do everything forz me sozez I don't lookz like a grande turd."

by Nene June 30, 2003

Pumpkin Piglet

The cutest and sweetest person you know..

So nice, caring and fun..

An awesome person who brings you nice things and makes you smile..

Someone so sweet they make you look at the world like its all brand new

Sunshine and lollipops

aww Peter! Thank you for the diet coke, you're such a sweet Pumpkin Piglet!!

That dude is such a pumpkin piglet!

He is the cutest pumpkin piglet i've ever seen!

I love my pumpkin piglet ..he's the Best!!

by papa jenneblly April 16, 2011

piglet

A police officer in training. See also pig and 5-0.

Check out that piglet!

by Robert December 28, 2002

piglet

Winnie the poohs BFF! Piglet is the small, round, timid, pink piglet starring in New Adventures of Winne the Pooh

oh looky there Sora! its Piglet!

by juney luney September 18, 2008

Pigletarian

A lover of fat women, or a professional pig fucker.

Dude you're such a pigletarian.

by Ch33zynach0s June 18, 2011