by Apple Cider May 13, 2005
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Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
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Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020
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Get the old age pensioner mug.The steering method for most, if not all cars. The steering wheel stretches out, and on the end is a cogwheel. This cogwheel connects to the rear of the two struts of the front axel. When the steering is turned left, the cogwheel pushes the rack on the rear axel right. This means that the end of the left front wheel towards the back is pulled inwards, while the front part is on the opposite side of a fulcrum, and is pushed outwards. The opposite happens to the front right, so the wheels turn left at the same time.
I doubt anyone will understand my definition of rack and pinion steering, so I'll make it quick
Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.
Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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1. Dude that was such a pansion you tooled that fool.
2. That pansion made you rich playa.
3. Let's get this shit poppin' like a pansion.
2. That pansion made you rich playa.
3. Let's get this shit poppin' like a pansion.
by J.I. tha MC February 11, 2009
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