pinoched

Very tired or drunk. In an inebriated state of mind.

Worked sucked today I'm pinoched. We got all pinoched last night and I ended fighting Jose.

by Ed James April 6, 2006

pinochet

Pinochet is a word used instead of liar. It can also be used as a noun describing the deceitful, lowlife scum of the earth.

Look that this God damn pinochet lying piece of s#!t.

by A worried on looker September 12, 2016

Augusto Pinochet

A humble Chilean helicopter ride salesman.

I saw Augusto Pinochet offer free helicopter rides at the local lesbian dance theory class at my community college the other day. For some strange reason, there are less blue haired people these days.

by Samsara22 March 29, 2017

Pelvic Pinochle

Bumpin' uglies, making the beast with two backs... having sex

Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.

by Opera December 26, 2008

pelvic pinochle

Another word for having sex. Some people may remember this wird from the episode from Futurama. In that episode, the Doctor tries to seduce the controller from an old woman called "Mom" in order to save the world from a robot attack.

Fry: "You and mom were.. were..?"
Farnsworth: "...Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so."
all: "gasp!"

by Casmay26 April 7, 2008

pinoche

A woman's crotch.
pronounced: pin-oach.

I'm gonna kick the betsy right square in the pinoche!

by broox October 11, 2005

To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

by wolff333 June 3, 2009