by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003
lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.
I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly
by lunchemz May 19, 2005
Last night I went out Bumpin' Uglies.
by Deadman Dan October 19, 2005
The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
by Tardified July 29, 2010
Getting it on with a Woman.
by Chris Criswell April 13, 2004
item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.
Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit
Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit
Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.
by assfacezip April 14, 2008
Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!