pimportant

adjective.
1. Being both pimp and important in equal or comparable amounts. Or, being both important and baller.
2. Having a high-ranking or influential pimp position, which commands significant respect.

Reginald never expected his petty ho-slapping and part-time man-whoring to lead him to such a pimportant lifestyle, replete with a stable of fine smooth hos and a baker's dozen of hardwood platinum-tipped pimpcanes.

by Mikes Hanna and Williams September 23, 2008

Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally Pistol-Wii-pped me."

by Paul Lockyer "Doors" July 27, 2008

Pistol Pedro

It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.

Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.

*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?

by Bladés September 8, 2018

pintobean2003

a user named PintoBean2003 disappeared on the 3rd of march 2020. not much is known about their disappearance but i am currently gathering as much evidence as i can. there is currently a search party attempting to find them but to no avail.

current evidence:
who: PintoBean2003
what: they most likely ran out of food and water.
when: march 3rd 2020, time is unknown.
where: inside urban dictionary
why: reason is unknown.
how: they got trapped in urban dictionary. how they got trapped is unknown. they probably ran out of food and fresh water.
other known info: pintobean stated "i am running out of fresh water and will most likely be dead by morning". it has been more than a year since they stated this. this means they are most likely no longer alive.
current leads: pintobean's call for help

by #savepintobean February 10, 2022

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.

Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.

by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009

Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

by tater-man12 August 19, 2008