IGGLE PIGGLE

A weirdly shaped head that looks slightly like a peanut and is usually seen on men who hang out with guys who smoke drugs and drives chicken around for a living in a truck and smokes like a chimney but banters on about being angry because he is no the captain of his gay fan club he is not even related to them he is and outsider that looks like a 13 year boy busting his ball bags inside of his tiny man jeans and demands respect

Chicken farmer : Is that a new range of chicken they have breeding over there

STORE MAN : No that my son

Chicken farmer : Oh i could of sworn he was a chicken shaped as a peanut for a second running around like a red rooster hot chicken on a Sunday night being followed by black African Americans waiting to feast on his peanut ass

Very close to iggle piggle in the night garden being touched by macca pacca and his big balls in his sacka

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Iggle Piggle

Iggle Piggle, to give one oral excitement in a rough yet respectful manner. Can sometimes be derogatory, however, no one really gives a shit.

R: Yeah bro, then she gave me Iggle Piggle
B: You lucky bastard, It's been some time since I acquired the old Iggle 5000, was it sloppy?
R: Absolutely!

by Aranibian September 5, 2022

piggly lard

someone who is fat and lazy like a pig.

andrew is such a piggly lard! all he does is eat and cry 😂😂

by chrustixd August 28, 2020

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

rusty piggie

the act of inserting ones toe (piggy) into anothers anus. pref the big toe

sally squeeled as chad gave her the rusty piggie last night..she returned the favor with a rusty trombone.

by sqeelingpiggy69 June 24, 2009

Pingler

Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.

"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"

by Born Villain July 17, 2017

pugglecock

One of the most difficult breeds to obtain.

Feisty, rambunctious, horny, cuddly, and always hungry. Their nose is locked in for squirrels and food. Has a garbage disposal for a stomach. Only dislikes lettuce. Drooling is a lifestyle.

Brunette woman: "Hey what kind of dog is that?"

Lil' Hitchy: "Who Harley? He's a pugglecock!"

by Hitch79 October 19, 2018