JoJo Pieism

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

by The JoJo May 4, 2008

pies

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee

Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?

by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Piemelen

Clapping a Big J in Holland, while sucking on the tip.

Piemeler 1: Wanna go piemelen in recess?
Piemeler 2: Yes, but it has to be fast one

by BreinNeukers March 6, 2023

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

slang pies

To move, traffic, or sell drugs efficiently and effectively while maintaining a can do attitude.

That nigga was slangin pies.

After Mitch Williams did blow off the banister of Phi Tau, he tried to slang pies but failed because he had a bad attitude.

by titnboobs January 19, 2018