Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter

I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.

by thepiddler September 9, 2011

piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.

You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"

by bepatient March 19, 2006

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

by j crisp May 7, 2011

piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.

This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.

by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016

piddleshit

syn. to dilly dally

quit piddleshittin around!

by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017