Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

Pyrosexual

Someone who is sexualy aroused by the lighting and witnessing of fire

We all know Bert started Ash Wednesday. He's been a raging pyrosexual since Grade 4 Scout Camp

by Humetal June 2, 2018

Philosexual

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.

"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"

by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020

philosexual

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

by Interns! July 22, 2015

Phonosexual

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

potosexual

If you are attracted to potatoes.

I identify as potosexual

by barrstool January 21, 2022