Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

paycheck crew

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle

The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang

by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

phichit

Kind,sweet,and funny guy. He has a addiction to his phone and loved hamsters. He is very sociable and loved everyone. He's always had a smile on his face. He is athletic and loves to take selfies. He cares for his friends, and is very out going.

Person 1: phichit is so cool!
Person 2: Phichit is an awesome friend

by FlameTheKitsune August 29, 2017

psychiatric vacation

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

whole paycheck

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck

i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.

by tripleniple March 17, 2009

Psych

Often believed, by those who don't understand the term's origin, to be spelt (or spelled, for the American audience) 'sike'.

Deriving from the word psychology, psych is a term used to indicate that whatever the person speaking just said was done so purely to mess with the listener's mind, to 'psych' them out, if you will.

"I hate you... PSYCH! you're awesome!"

by ThisBitch") August 20, 2015