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patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.
Alex is a patophile.
by krazymack June 12, 2011
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Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
by capnkev June 21, 2009
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phoophie

That sheep has phoophie coat. Those stuff animals are phoophie!
by thereddalek19 November 16, 2012
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Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011
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Phedophile

Males who have sex with their 12 year old girlfriends and get them pregnant then move in together. *cough Andrew Savage cough*
Phedophile
Andrew Savage
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by TrueBlue MoFucker October 29, 2012
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pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.
boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."
by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008
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puntophile

Someone who shows excessive nationalism or zeal for Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn
you're a certified puntophile
by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019
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