phankle

A philosophers ankle, smells like books.

I smelt those phankles over there

by canklequeen June 15, 2022

phonker

some who doesnt phonk around

damn he is such a phonker

by funkylicious mandum August 11, 2022

phongle

me when phongle

yo. phongle

by suckaweewee June 6, 2023

ponkle

a generally dramatic but inoffensive, clumsy action, which belies the intelligence of the actor.

Dave ponkled around in the kitchen again. He rattled every pan but somehow didn't break anything.

by Colliewest November 14, 2023

Plonkled

If you are plonkled you are surprised to an extreme degree.

"Bro, I'm absolutely plonkled after that!"

by water bottle wrapper July 31, 2024

Phondle

To stick your phone up someone's butt crack.

I phondled Daniel on the football field.

by Michael Jinglebells December 25, 2024

Phonklogy

Phonklogy is a Group that spreads the Good Word of Phonk through Psalms (Me), The Lord of Phonk. Studying Phonk is a core aspect of the group and spreading the good word of Phonk, but do not be mistaken as there is Bad Phonk, Phonk that is not good and goes against of the Good Phonk we try to preach. The Brother of The Phonk Lord, He is Second In Command and oversees the Good Work of Phonk if necessary and helps The Phonk Lord. Contact psa1ms. on Discord if you are interested in his Good Word.

"Hello, have you ever heard of Phonklogy?"
"I am a Phonkist, I follow the Group of Phonklogy."
"Want to come to Phonk Study?"

by psa1msss March 14, 2025