phonebook

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong

"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."

by fellowpartythrower January 8, 2010

Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2012

myspace phonebook

A school yearbook or collection of old yearbooks.

When trying to find more people to friend, I get out the myspace phonebook.

by astropodfive May 28, 2007

Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.

My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!

by CavesWoman October 1, 2010

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

Phonewrecker

when you find out your gf or bf is cheating on you and break your phone in the process. Please see: Homewrecker

*Phone rings* Jill: hello? Kristen: Sorry i have to say this but... i found out jack's cheating on you. Jill: What? Jill: I cant believe this! Jill: *Slams phone and throws it at the wall thus being a phonewrecker*

by Strangerette November 7, 2010