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Joaquin-Phoenixed

A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
by TB2-nola February 13, 2009
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Phoenix Down

Brings a party member back to life when their HP has reached zero. Usually used by your cheap characters to arise your higher level character.(Does not work on Aeris)
Damn! Clouds down... Cait Sith! Use a Phoenix Down on him!
by Frank F. December 9, 2006
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phoenix connexion

one of the fictional terrorist groups in counter strike.
“This is easy! We kill them and then we go home!”
Phoenix Connexion
quote from cs:go wiki
by henry999 June 9, 2016
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phoenixx

one of the coolest people to ever exist and the greatest drummer of all time!!:DD
person 1: “omg, who’s the drummer of malärkey,, that really cool rock band??”
person 2: “it’s phoenixx,, she’s so cool!! i wanna be just like her!!”
by bobbie:D August 4, 2022
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river phoenix

child actor who grew up to be a very attractive actor. THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN TO EVER LIVE HANDS DOWN! he got involved deeply with drugs and died of a an overdose of heroin and cocaine at the viper lounge on halloween morning .
August 23, 1970 – October 31, 1993
his brother is joaquin phoenix
i dont want to die like river phoenix did.
by shesfromthesea December 6, 2007
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Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright is a rookie defense Lawyer on the game series Phoenix Wright on the Nintendo DS(Ace Attorney, Justice for all) (Trials and Turnabouts) etc. He is noted for his spiky black hair, brown eyes, and blue suit and red tie. He is the hero of the games.

He is noted at Cosplay conventions as walking around shouting OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: Phoenix Wright, your hair reminds me of a constipated hedgehog.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
by btardia February 4, 2008
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phoenixism

Recurrent theme in pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong; to devour itself in flames and arise again from its own ash, like the legendary creature.

CCP, if we burn, you burn with us.
nmslese: cockroaches! nmsl! cnmb! gtfo of our land! HK's ours and we rule!
hongkonger: oh really? we'll show you how phoenixism works *shrugs
by FreeHK May 17, 2020
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