Philosophicate

To educate in life and philosophy. It's similar to educate but on the other side of the axis. To teach about important life lessons.

I used to philosophicate teens who never questioned their lives before.

by PierceKin January 11, 2011

philosophize

verb; to talk about something in a philosophical manner, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

We philosophized about poop over our lattes.

by the crunge October 21, 2005

The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety

Look it’s the philosopher

by Cono12 December 20, 2018

Philosopher

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"What a faggout" - Philosopher

by coachyugivista May 11, 2023

Philosophical Moderate

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).

James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.

by ModernMichael June 11, 2020

Tumblr philosopher

A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.

John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.

Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.

by The Great DV September 8, 2011

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 3, 2012