Phil Swift 

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

Phil Swift by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018

Phil Swift 

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

Phil Swift by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

Phil Swift 

THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

Phil Swift by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

Phil Swift by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

Phil Swift 

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

Phil Swift by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

Phil Swift 

Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom

you are so phil swift

Phil Swift by philswiftlover69kkk January 21, 2019

Phil Swift 

A literal dumb ass, as some would call this person. Often this term is used in a hurtful way to call someone mentally handicapped. These types of people are social outcasts that are best left ignored, as they try to provoke others to gain the attention it so desires.

Guy 1: Yo, I got this random Steam Notification from some guy named, "Phil Swift?"

Guy 2: What does it say?

Guy 1: It says, Black Chariot is a major offensive operation not for the defense of SCI Servers, but against SCI Servers as a whole. After being forced out of SCI for means of safety for our members, we are returning after months of exile. We do not expect to return after this operation. The entire Coalition is participating in this, and we expect YOU to be there too. Every and all weapons are deploying here. Destroy any and all opposition."

Guy 2: Well, he sure acts like a Phil Swift.

Phil Swift by Dert26 June 17, 2018