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Phil Collins

Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!!
Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him!
Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!!
Matt: Oh no im dead!
by Phil Collins Hater December 1, 2006
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Phil Collins

Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.
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Phil Collins

Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?
"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."
by Rx January 24, 2005
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Phil Collins Moment

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.
Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"
by 3D@y$ March 14, 2010
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Phil Collins Hour

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.
*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.
by JAMiSSxx September 11, 2010
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Phil Collins stairs

any flight of stairs that consists of 9 steps, so that when descended with the correct rhythm, plays the drum fill from Phil Collins' hit, 'In the air tonight'.
me: My new condo has two flights of Phil Collins stairs.
you: awesome! I'm coming over to try them.
by bigcraiginjax August 17, 2010
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Phil Collins darra

Phil Collins darra is a hangover, when you see everyone as Phil Collins and "Another Day In Paradise" song is stuck in your head.
Origin is from a Finnish cartoon called Pasila.
by Krapulaolut February 10, 2018
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