phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

Epoch Phail

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

Phalgastic

Something which is clearly phallic in nature and is unashamed of that fact.

Look at nelsons collum in its Phalgastic splendor

by Adsa February 16, 2006

PhailusMaximus

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

phalie

A beautiful girl with a kind heart.

Damn she is so phalie

by Phalie March 17, 2018

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008