Old Phart

A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
by Grannabluu February 05, 2010
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christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.
Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost
by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018
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phart

expelling gas from the anus softly
by John W. R. Peabody September 27, 2022
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damn vicente just pharted lol he got up and the seat was wet
by lgbtqallyharold303 October 01, 2021
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by PHARTPHART3 June 05, 2021
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